LFT OWL (Jebaited)

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Hi i'm currently LFT OWL (bird)

Here's my resume:

-Tier 3 player at my prime, currently t5
-Toxic in team environment
-Can't aim, learn or adapt to any meta
-Multiple tournament throws
-Involved in various damaging dramas
-Boosted by danteh etc to top500 (normally gm PEAK)
-Choke on lan (Even when heimlich manoever has been performed)
-Ability to clutter coms beyond belief
-Hated on every possible social media outlet and most hated player on reddit
-Twitch chat hates me
-Am jacked, opponents wouldn't say shit to me at LAN. I am currently known as the "Skeletton king"

I am washed up but I have nice hair and I pull at the very least 200 viewers (concurrent) on average. Marketability is at an all-time high, reformation is in progress and I love turtles. As a star player I will not accept base salary, you better come up with some "Dank-ass" numbers "fam". Send contract dirrectly to my email, dont bother PM'ing me.

Retweets appreciated, serious offers only.

Thank you.



TL;DR If your brain is a little slow this is a a JOKE (haHAA). This is not serious. I am currently trying out already and ready to compete. I wouldn't mind additional tryouts, but no OWL orgs read past the meme LUL.

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