New service from your friends in Washington... Verizon, AT&T, and Sprint maintain your phone records for six months only. NSA maintains your records forever, for free! For access to your records whenever you need them, log in at

Some restrictions may apply. Your records are strictly confidential. The NSA will never sell or distribute your records to third parties without your permission.

With a nod to the Borowitz Report at The New Yorker:

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