Scott Lynch · @scottlynch78
26th Feb 2013 from Twitlonger
Lyrics for the MY LITTLE JHEREG: ASSASSINATION IS MAGIC theme song. Because I am a full-service nerd.
First, familiarize yourself with the real deal--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBcqNiECUFs
And then swap in:
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VLAD TALTOS:
My Little Jhereg, My Little Jhereg!
BACKUP SINGERS:
Ah ah ah ah... My Little Jhereg!
VLAD TALTOS:
I needed a telepathic buddy to snuggle...
BACKUP SINGERS:
My Little Jhereg!
VLAD TALTOS:
So I offered you fresh, red meat without struggle!
MORROLAN:
Morganti Blades!
SETHRA LAVODE:
Jesus, I'm old.
ALIERA:
Someone needs killing!
LOIOSH:
Do you expect me to drink this Klava cold?
VLAD TALTOS:
Shut up, Loiosh!
We'll kill for our living on the street
Death magic makes it all complete!
ALL:
You have My Little Jhereg!
Ah-ah-ah-ah....
Do you know we'll be friends 'til the Great Cycle ends?