Zach Snyder · @Zach_Sebijin
22nd Jan 2018 from TwitLonger
My Official Movie Scoring System
1. This movie should not exist: This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Not only was it a waste of my time, but it should never have been made & it should be somehow removed from every known possible reality in the grand scheme of the multiverse. Of course for it to be removed from every possible reality, there would still have to be a known reality with its existence imminent. Which means that this movie is so terrible that it has caused a rift in space and time as we know it.
2. So bad it’s good: This is one of those movies that’s extremely bad. You really shouldn’t watch it, except – maybe you should watch it? We’re talking about the ones that fun to laugh at & easy to cringe at. These are the movies that you could watch with friends just for its level of cheesiness.
3. I mean, it’s pretty bad: This is one of those movies that’s bad, but it’s just bad because it’s bad. Like there’s no redeeming qualities. I guess it can exist to be compared to, but it’s not one of those where you would want to laugh at it. These can also be considered boring, tiring & easy to avoid.
4. It had potential: This is bad, but it was almost okay. Like there was a couple of good parts maybe, but they were grossly shadowed by the bad parts. We’re talking about those movies where the hype was built up and the good part just never came.
5. It’s Meh: Average. This is a movie that was okay. It’s not necessarily good or bad. You don’t feel like you wasted your time, but you probably wouldn’t watch it again. This can also be those movies that are forgettable. You’ve seen it, but you can’t quite remember if you liked it or not.
6. We’re getting there: This is a good movie. Or at least, better than a mediocre movie. It was enjoyable – I guess. I’d watch it again, maybe, if I’m in the mood to rewatch some alright movies. But it’s definitely not one that I’d watch again for a while.
7. It’s good: This is a movie that I’d watch multiple times, maybe not right away, but it’s worth watching again. I’d probably buy a physical copy of it & I’d even maybe recommend it to my friends.
8. Ooh That’s pretty good: This is the movie I could watch multiple times without being bored. There are still a few things that could’ve been better, but I’d definitely buy a physical copy & would recommend it to any of my friends, unless it’s not in their preferred genre.
9. Boneable: This is a near perfect film. If you could have sexual intercourse with a movie, I would with this one. There’s still at least one fault in it, but that doesn’t stop my enjoyment. I’d also definitely recommend this to all my friends & would watch it a lot in the years to come. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time.
10. Unicorn: A movie like this can exist, though it’s very uncommon. This is the perfect movie OR it’s my number 1 favorite movie. I could watch this movie a million times and never get bored with it, I’d not only recommend this movie to all of my friends, but insist on watching it with them, and I’d pay good money to see it in theatres multiple times, along with buying the physical release on day 1. Even if there’s a small flaw, it’s extremely hard to notice it because of all of its wonder and awe. I’d legally marry this movie – in a chapel & everything.