Jacob Ma-Weaver · @cablecarcapital
20th Sep 2017 from TwitLonger
Cupid
For @MugatuCapital @NoonSixCapital @ClarityToast @alpha_exposure et al, with apologies to Sam Cooke:
Cupid, I want to know
Just how high you will go.
Please lend some stock to me, for me (just me)!
Cupid, please hear my call
And let your share price fall
Just like you did before, for me!
Now, I don't mean to bother you, but I'm in distress—
There's danger of me losing all of my happiness.
For I am paying interest on what does not exist
And bearing a risk!
So, cupid free up a loan
And let Q2 be known
Straight to the marketplace, for me
(It isn't just me)!
Cupid, please hear my cry
And stop trying to lie!
To some things you are not privy!
Now, cupid if you'll stop playing games with stock lending,
We may yet have a chance at our Bollywood ending.
I know that you cannot resist temptation to steal
Are your ARs real?
So, cupid free up a loan
And let Q2 be known
Straight to the marketplace, for me
(It isn't just me)!
Cupid, please hear my cry
And stop trying to lie!
To some things you are not privy!
Now, cupid, don't you hear me
Calling you, I need ya
Apple, help ya, you need em
Cupid, don't fail to deliver...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r01rjeTAwf8