DONEZO MANIFESTO 69 PAGES

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ok its not a donezo manifesto i have legit nothing bad to say cuz i love everyone so no drama here bitch boys

ok just gonna write a lil something about clg and my time on clg! not very good at writing or getting all my thoughts out but fuck it. shit is gonna be scrambled 2 xD!111

anyways i joined clg bout a year ago i came on as a sub and to be 100% honest i did it purely for the money (riot gives u money for being a sub) i thought i was just going to be like any other lcs sub like just some random name on a piece of paper cuz riot forces u 2 but god damn was i so wrong. clg treated me so well they made me feel like i was part of the team. i would go over the house w/fragnatic every tuesday and we would watch over scrims do analysis stuff and then have dinner with them also we went to all of there lcs games! i didnt miss a single DAY i think.. though this doesnt sound like 2 much it felt great. they also took me 2 MSI and WORLDS and i learned so much. i watched every god damn scrim at msi and worlds and holy moley thats a lot of scrims.
(gonna randomly say shit now )

msi: speaking of msi i think ill remember this tournament the most because it was filled with high HIGHS and low loWS.
anyways yeah we came in with everyone saying clg last place maybe 2nd to last place
but holy shit did we prove them wrong LOL watching clg play that well was amazing! who remembers clg vs RNG CUZ I KNO I FKN DO LETS GOOOO. yeah anyways everyone was really happy and we went into finals ready to win but we lost 3-0 but ill never forget the feeling after we lost.. i thought id be super fkn happy like hell yeah we proved everyone wrong we did so well but nope its legit just fkn depression LOL everyone was so god damn sad at that moment u think holy shit we LOST we coulda won what could i have done better even myself im just like what could have i said to change something that happened in game?? ofc after a couple hours we were all still happy but still its like jesus all u want to do is fuckign win. everytime i went to work with clg it insipred me so fucking much to get better

clg summer split: ok yeah this kinda sucked and honestly it was cuz we created so much hype with msi and people were like clg top 2 team ez but den we kinda not did so good but regardless it was a decent split ended 4th and showed up when we needed 2 and got 2 worlds ( XD at all the people complaining that we auto qualified after getting 1st in spring split XD)

worlds: this rly sucked cuz we got kicked out @ group stages but yeah we were so close.. beating rox everyone was so hyped but den losing to albus nox everyone was P SAD ( does albux nox was nutty) this is where the saddest moment was for us imo where mr tony sat us all down and said the season was over i was so sad.. again at the moment i was pissed off at myself cuz i coulda done more i coulda helped more but after a couple hours u kno we had a really good run..

anyways i know this was really messy and shit but fk it had to write something now im gonna write a lil something about the org players and staff and why i left

why i left / why u never saw me on stage: i left cuz i just dont want to be under a contract i wanna be free thats it no drama no thing. no but srsly aphro fucked my gf and ill never forgive him. also u never saw me on stage cuz of me.. tony told me multiple times if i wanted to play on stage (usually when we were in the clear ) but i said no everytime cuz of nerves i cant do it peeps.. im 2 much of a pussy..

clg as an org: ok the one bad thing that is thankfully fixed now was the way clg did content/social media it felt so lacking b4 like nothing really happened.. like when we won msi i was expecting us to POP off when it comes to growth/love from the community but it didnt really happen because we really didnt do anything when it came to shit like that.. but thankfully and im so glad clg has REALLY turned on the heat theyve hired way more people and are doing much more content which im so glad because legit people dont get 2 see the personalitys of our players imo and its super important cuz they are cool fucking dudes. clg was always really nice to me other than that! they worked with me to get me 2 go to scouting grounds sucks that it fell thru but meh

zikz: ok i have legit 0 doubt in my mind tony is the best coach in na lcs without a fucking doubt this guy doesnt stfu about draft hes a leader he works his fucking butt off when were playing hes fucking passionate and he knows when to be a bro as well. if u guys could sneak a camera into the area where we watched clgs games tony is legit the most hyped mother fucker hes yelling LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO half the time and im just sitting there like holy shit dude this guys crazy i g2g.

plop: our analyst this guys nutty as well. the shit he brings to the table is really good hes got every pink ward on the map for every team @ every minute its like jesus dude chill.. its his trigger when our team doesnt buy pinks he will beat them.. send help.. really funny guy glad clg picked him up cuz he gets shit done

mike : our player development guy > manager > coach for cs
HE DOES IT ALL LADIES AND GENTELMEN. but yeah this guy is so hard working i rmbr he went like like at 7am to get all of our dirty clothes to a laundromat and came back and like hand washed everyones jerseys cuz we needed them for that day.. works so hard stop working so hard AHH if we needed something hed get it always kept the players happy

darshan: legit fkn hillarious guy i want people to see the funny side of darshan because hes so fucking funny holy LOl but yeah i think darshan is the most hard working player of dem all this guy doesnt stop watching vods .. everytime were done with scrims or done for the day hes always watching vods from either himself or other top TOP players and holy shit idk how he does it he probably dreams of toplane vods or some shit also hes really talented outside of league u see dat voice??

xmithie: omfg this guy is the biggest god damn troll if u ask for anything he will legit point at a random direction and say its right there look! he does that highschool shit where he taps u on the opposite side of where hes standing and i hate him die pls.. but no srsly fkn hillarious guy i love him.. underated jungler XD hes gonna pop off this split 100%

huhi: the amount of shit huhi gets is actually disgusting.. he deals with it so well he keeps pushing himself to do better he ignores the hate and trys his fkn best no matter what. if theres one person that i want u guys to believe in for next split is huhi he really does wanna do his best. give him some love man this cute korean boy deserves it.

stixxay: stixxay will be the best adc this years na split QUOTE ME ON THIS I DARE UUU
LETS GOOOO hes actually nutty at adc and i would never be able to replace him hes 2 clean
not really garbage player put me in tony. again really funny guy hes gonna pop off this split!

aphro: probably the most intimidating guy on the team obv cuz of his fame and how good he is but aphro is really down 2 earth guy hes super nice.. hes a great captain as well watching how he commands the team and brings them together after the tough times is pretty inspirational when he talks everyone listens gonna miss this guy, not really fuck u aphro


ok all done it got pretty rambley and its all over the place and filled with spelling and grammatical errors but who cares ok thats it

tldr: clg is cool and this split theyll show u why

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