JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³º¹ · @th3j35t3r
17th Oct 2016 from TwitLonger
Theory:
- Wikileaks tweets random hashes, says no more.
- People speculate its Assanges' 'deadmans switch'.
- Assange himself simply goes dark / off-grid for 3 weeks.
- Assange supporters claim HRC killed him b/c of the DNC leaks.
- Trump supporters jump right on that bandwagon. Double-time.
- Trump wins the election.
- Assange suddenly comes back after a severe 'bout of dysentery'.
- Trump clears Assange and invites him to be his Chief of Staff.
- Trump and Assange head off to the Kremlin for their Honeymoon.
Everyones a winner??
Except America.
PROTIP: @BellaMagnani on Twitter is Assanges' sock account. He'll vehemently deny it. But if it starts tweeting, Assange is alive and well.