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24th Aug 2016 from TwitLonger

Monty: "Okay... Let's recap a bit, shall we? This was meant to be a new start really - a perfect world - free from all the evil that had corrupted each and every corner of the known and unknown universe... It was going to be a place of safety for the kids - The little yous. You - Little. So far so good. But things started to go wrong soon after you arrived. Now - I can understand your initial shock coming face to face with Maxis - especially after so long. But - You did the right thing - you followed the plan. You brought the Summoning Key here, and you destroyed that bloody machine once and for all. Thing is... Maxis went and ballsed everything up." Mysterious Voice: "Please. You must help me." Monty: "He heard voices, you see. Calling to him." Mysterious Voice: "Only together can we prevent the destruction of your world." Monty: "It wasn't really his fault - You know he hasn't actually got his soul yet?... All I got was a brain. Anyway - the KEY thing - as in the thing that is key - is that Maxis fiddled around with the summoning thingamajig - and accidentally released an even bigger bastard. Someone even I didn't know was in there. The Shadowman... The one and only - original - harbinger of doom. So - I'm going to be absolutely truthful with you. Things have got way too far out of control. This isn't any vague 'whoo-hoooo' evil. We're talking about the APOTHICONS. The most powerful - and evil - entities in all the existences that ever... existed. And now they're here... In our perfect world. I'm not going to sugar coat things - It's a fucking shitshow. With the evil vanquished, I can start making it all nice again. No undead, no Apothicons, no Shadowman - all of it gone forever. But here's the funny thing... You snowflakes shouldn't even still be here. You should be fading out of existence by now. Those blood vials." Richtofen: "I was wondering when you'd bring this up." Monty: "They're from realities we've already closed off. They shouldn't be here - they can't be here. Such a paradox means you're putting my perfect world at risk! What to do? What to do? You certainly can't stay here." Richtofen: "You could... send us somewhere else. Somewhere we've never been." Monty: "Hmmm... I suppose I could make a little corner somewhere in history - a place where I can dump some of the other shit I have left over. Or... I just wipe you from existence. Oh, hang on - actually that all works out perfectly!"
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