Emanuel Wall · @LasalleRules
20th Jul 2016 from TwitLonger
Bad Rats Show Adding Misery To A Well Adjusted World
Today! July, 20th, 2016 is the day that it happened! It had to happen this was a force of nature against our will but it had to happen. Yes, I know, I have to define 'it' in this case the infamous 'it' is the release of the sequel everyone dreaded. The sequel which was never wanted but more feared. Or should I say, not admitted out loud to anyone. I am of course talking about the sequel to 'Bad Rats: The Rat's Revenge'
Today allow us to introduce this new form of misery we have unleashed upon a well adjusted world. 'Bad Rats: Show' is the formal name. The informal names are many,such as 'BRS Disease' or 'Bad Rats Epidemic'
What is Bad Rats Show besides being a threat to decent people everywhere?
Bad Rats show is a physics based puzzle game featuring homicidal rats killing cats. Honestly does anyone really trust cats anyways? You know cats are plotting their vengeance against you. Take a real close look and tell me your kitty doesn't deserve to be put in line.
Of course, Bad Rats is cartoon violence against cats. No, the developer did not spend their time in Brazil performing realistic experiments on cats. Not one person took a baseball bat to the head of an innocent kitty. If you believe cats are innocent.
In a world as well adjusted and peaceful as the one we live in. I, Emanuel Wall, totally understand the anger, and viciousness over something so monumental paradigm shifting. (I have a thesaurus) fun fact, my neighbor once beat me severely with the thesaurus which I am now using to pen or virtual pen this article.
As I was saying, in a world so well adjusted, peaceful, with clean water, and clear air, and an over pouring of love. How dare, I, and the developer release Bad Rats Show. At four hundred and ninety nine cents with a 15% discount running from July.20, 2016 to July, 27, 2016 you would think I am part monster and part alien to ever conceive of such a deviant perverse act. Truly only a diseased mind would think of providing an over the top game with cartoon violence.
Yes, I know, I am carrying on like a mad man, and I should just shut up. Good advice and I will.
I mean, haven't I done enough. By releasing Bad Rats Show, to this well adjusted world. We have in fact created Original Sin on this divine planet of virtues. By releasing Bad Rats Show we have destroyed the child hoods of generations of people both past, present and dare I say it future generations. The misery, there is a special place for me if you believe in Dante's Inferno. Oh look, I pretend I am well read, truth is my neighbor once beat me up with the Illiad, The Odyssey, and Dante's Inferno. I had it coming. I think my neighbor time traveled and located where I was knowing that one day, this sick, cynical, perverse over grown Peter Pan would one day, someway, somehow, ruin this well adjusted world with a video game called Bad Rats Show.
Deep down inside as I was being beaten by books of high culture, I knew I deserved it.
Bad Rats Show is available for $4.99 U.S. and whatever the British Pound will be worth next week, and who knows about the Euro. I won't even get into the currency being used in Brazil. Available now on STEAM and digital distribution services the world over. The Pandora's box has been opened and out came virtual little psychotic rats.
Before I go for my routine beat down by Hipsters, Emos, Goths, (are emo's and goths the same thing) and numerous other sub-culture trying to find themselves in this wonderful world. Everything bad that has every happened in World History all started because Bad Rats Show was released.
Travel safely, be kind to one another, and feel free to express yourself about Bad Rats Show. You have the right to do so and I wouldn't want it any other way.