JacobHL · @JacobHL_Smite
2nd Jun 2016 from TwitLonger
Benched from the Bench... a true story <3
I'm no longer affiliated with PDG. My clear lack of interest in a game iv'e spent grinding almost everyday for the last 3 years of my life is the reason that I will not be playing at Dreamhack.
Luckily I can now fulfil my dreams of sexually identifying as a Duel main, I shall masturbate furiously to pictures of Skadi wearing nothing but a Breastplate of Valour in celebration of this glorious day. My nipples glistening with sweat as I mercilessly pound my enemies doggy style, erect with the feeling of Permafrost as I Winters Grasp my cold Shaft I'll watch as Kaldr penetrates my opponents as I fill the air with a white substance with a very different texture to snow. <3
All jokes aside i guess i'm LFT and can play CC if anyone needs a feeding solo/support and i'll probs start streaming more even though i'm pretty uninterested in Smite tbh ecks fucken dee.