Hello to all my twutter-friends out there. Gerry McCann here again. I know that by learning at firrrrst hand how I applied myself creatively, shall we say, to the matter of the creche records, you now have an appreciation not only of how very very clever I am, but also of the incompetence or lack of training of the creche carers. No wonder the poor lassies had to be shipped off to Greece and all points East. They would have been mincemeat if any PJ officer of average intelligence had applied his or her brain at that early stage to the puzzle that I, the great Gerald McCann, had set them.
(Takes a moment or two to preen himself) Anyways, onwards and upwards to the attendance record of 1 May 2007. Yes, that's right, it's the first of May today, and that is why we should observe the ninth anniversary of poor Maddie's dea....errrm abduction by re-visiting the events of those days. And it was on 1 May that I reached the very summit of my ingeniosity. Wait a minute or so, and I'll demonstrate by showing you the record for that day: