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Smarter-up is the digital Knocker-up !
We had a Smarter-up and our Smarter-up had another Smarter-up
And our Smarter-up's Smarter-up did not wake up our Smarter-up
So our Smarter-up did not wake us up for our smarter occupation
'Cos it is not charged up adequately
As our Smarter-up is nothing but our smart mobile's Alarm only ! (;-))