Megan #FREEAssange · @GraffitiExpert
25th Mar 2016 from TwitLonger
DETENTION OF LEFTIST RISING STAR DESTABILISING GOV #WikiLeaks Easter surprise
P O 2375148 APR 33 A.D.
FM SECSTATE WASHDC
TO USEU MID-EAST IMMEDIATE
INFO AMEMBASSY PRIORITY C O N F I D E N T I A L STATE 0296400
F.O. 12258: DECL: 03/26/2019
TAGS: PHUM CH PREL PGOV
SUBJECT: DETENTION OF LEFTIST RISING STAR DESTABILISING GOV
REF: JERUSALEM 030441 Classified By: DRL Smith for reasons 1.4 (b) and (d)
¶1. (U) SUMMARY: Leftist trouble-maker 'Jesus of Nazareth' (self-styled "King of The Jews") destabilising our ally in the region and spreading dissent among local populace. Poloff has previously described Jesus as having a 'messiah complex'. Subject gives impromptu public lectures based on socialist/redistributive ideological themes, is anti-war, practices medicine without official credentials and has been reported for catering large public events without first obtaining food safety and other local government certificates and permission. Previously under suspicion for boot-legging wine. Subject has now been neutralised, good relations with regime restored.
¶2. (C) The Department thanks Post for discussing the case of local rebel leader, Jesus, and his growing disturbing influence with the local masses. Please give grateful thanks to Judas Iscariot [PROTECT] his information was invaluable to local forces in assisting with identification, arrest and subsequent charging of suspect. Dept authorises immediate payment of agreed commission of silver (30 pieces less tax).
¶3. (C) It would be particularly useful if Post would convey to Governor Pontius Pilate that we of course encourage Jesus be treated in a humane manner, in accordance with international norms. However, we consider the prisoner to be an unnacceptable threat to our National Security. Jesus constitutes a terror threat to the region and, if allowed to be released to continue with his activities, a threat to stability of world systems. Please convey our deep concerns to the Romans and ask them to act accordingly.
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