Warning to Maoist Rebel

A young Canadian Anarcho-Capitalist and Mises Institute associate who went by the username "MrCaracas" claims you confided in him that you "committed a serious crime when you were a teenager," that you alluded to the crime being murder or attempted murder, that you got away with it, and that you hallucinate on a daily basis. He also claims you are a dangerous schizophrenic and that you've attempted suicide 5+ times. They found your posts on reddit under the ridiculous moniker "AdolfSatanFingers," through which you anonymously expressed your desire to commit suicide, and your being prompted by your mother to see a psychiatrist. They took screenshots of these posts and plan on using them against you. He and other libertarians have launched an independent investigation into your criminal past. They've hired a private investigator and are already talking to and interviewing your former classmates. Apparently you were very heated and made a variety of threats during your high school days. A classmate recalled an individual spray painting: "Jason Caden is going to shoot up the school" on a wall of your former high school. Your overt sympathy towards the Columbine shooters, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, shocked and frightened many of your former classmates. The libertarians have a tremendous amount of evidence against you, and they're going to go public with it all by the 23rd of January, 2016, unless you delete your YouTube channel. They're going to expose you as a murderer. They want you to take down your channel or they're going to release a made for YouTube documentary and a long blog post, quote: "exposing the brutal unsolved crimes of the Maoist Rebel (Jason Caden)." They know you confessed to your mother, Carroll Caden, and they're counting on her to turn you in to the police. If she doesn't turn you in and plead against you in court, no matter; she will be punished alongside you to the full extent of the law as an accomplice after-the-fact.

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