Ram Djemal · @brokenshard
13th Sep 2015 from TwitLonger
My opinion on Soraka
Imagine you're in the African sahara, where the natural selection decides who lives and who dies. The strong live, the weak die. If you get injured while hunting, then rip you.
Imagine a Lioness giving birth to its cubs, and like most things in the natural order of things, only a few of them will probably live to adulthood. The strong will live, the weak die.
Now i'm sure you're wondering: Brokenshard, the actual FUCk does this have to do with Soraka?
Just bear with me for a second
Imagine every physical and mental disability you can think of. Now put all of those onto one of these cubs.
This cub can't walk properly, it can't open one of its eyes
It can barely open its mouth, its pretty much mentally fucked in most ways
By all means, this cub should not survive.
Now, imagine the Lioness does everything in its power to make sure this Lion cub gets to adulthood. Brings it food, literally carries it from place to place, keeps it alive EVEN THOUGH IN EVERY OTHER DIFFERENT SCENARIO this particular cub should die.
Thats what Soraka does.
Soraka LITERALLY disturbs the natural selection by letting literal C L O W N F I E S T A moves go unpunished
She is basically this super-lioness who does everything in its power to let its physically and mentally handicapped cub survive when it NATURALLY probably shouldn't
That is all.
I fucking hate you Soraka.