Mike Garafolo · @MikeGarafolo
12th Aug 2015 from TwitLonger
Kessler argued Brady destroyed his phone because he's a celeb. "I don't worry about people looking at pictures of my wife and children. They're lovely pictures, by the way. ... Or emails about a pool cover because I don't have a pool."
Kessler then cited NFL's argument there may have been other pertinent texts. "Maybe if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car."
But you read that last one already because of your hero Daily News writer's tweets.