Asymptotic Unlimited · @AsympU
16th Dec 2014 from TwitLonger
♫ I Want Your SECS ♫ A wx parody too hot for @capitalweather to RT :) (concept by @islivingston, words by @AsympU)
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7oQD-a4
Revised Lyrics:
The Euro’s the best
It’s ensembles they know
There’s runs you can trust
And runs that you don’t
There’s a little blocking high
And a little Miller low
Sometimes you think you’re gonna get hit
But you don’t and Philly just steals our snow
I swear it’s no tease, bro, White Christmas is nigh
I don’t need no model just look to the skies
We’ve waited so long, baby, rain’s such a sin
Snowbros lack patience and this one’s our friend
I want your SECS
I want your snow
I want your SECS
I want your….
SECS
Those temps are on my mind
We need to get some cold
But still it’s almost time
For winter to just take its hold
It’s really such a crime
Oh, it really needs to snow
When you’re buried you never forget it
As long as you’ve got TP then you’re good to go
I swear it’s no tease, bro, the powder will fly
I don’t need to work when those drifts pile high
We’ve waited so long, maybe, our bell will toll
With inches so deep that it’s historical
I want your SECS
I want your snow
I want your SECS
I want your….
SECS.
It’s natural, that pressure fall
(Let’s do it)
It’s cold and all, the winds they squall
(Can we do it)
It’s such a ball
And yet it’s Fall
SECS is something for bros to root
SECS is something that snowstorms do
SECS historical, SECS so good
Not every one’s a blizzard, but every time it should
SECS is wonderful, SECS snow gun
SECS is best when it’s D.C.’s fun
D.C.’s fun
Hooah, SECS!
Let’s take it farther
Hooah, SECS!
We are snow brothers
Hooah, SECS!
Let’s get a blizzard
Hooah, SECS!
For winter looooooverrrrs
Hooah, SECS!
Wooooooooooo
Hooah, SECS!
Wooooooooooo
Hooah, SECS
C-c-c-c-c-cm’on!
What’s your definition of flurry baby?
What turns you on meteorologically?
Don’t you know I need snow and it drives me crazy
Don’t think it’s time we had SECS, D.C.?
What’s your definition of flurry baby?
What turns you on meteorologically?
Don’t you know I need snow and it drives me crazy
Don’t think it’s time we had SECS, D.C.?
SECS D.C.
SECS D.C.
Mmmmmm, have SECS, D.C.
Hooah!
C-c-c-c-c-c-c’mon!