sudi kink: food + forniphilia/IKEAphilia for @dyojuns

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junmyeon believes there is no crime in having a penchant for furniture, which is actually easy for him to rationalize since he works at ikea and kyungsoo, for once, doesn't detect anything out of the ordinary because hey, it's just pieces of wood nailed together to hold objects. never in his life would he expect to actually /become/ one of those pristinely crafted tables he sees in ikea catalogues, but it's junmyeons birthday and he doesnt really have the heart to say no (especially in the face of the most vomit-inducing puppy eyes in the history of aegyo and it's not so bad, really, because he's just naked and lying supine on the floor, though the cool tiles make him shiver, goose bumps crawling over his body in apprehensive anticipation. when junmyeon starts placing slices of swiss cheese over his nipples, kyungsoo kind of wishes he had been lying face down instead. he has an urge to bat away junmyeon's hand but he forces himself to stay still as more edibles are dropped on his chest and abdomen. he catches a glimpse of diced strawberry and mango which feel relatively clean so he's okay with that, but then junmyeon coats his dick with something lukewarm and sticky and kyungsoo blanches, mind milling rapidly about the possibilities. it doesn't burn so at least it's not gochujang paste which is certainly a relief, but it still bothers him because it feels literally like cum smeared over his shaft except he's pretty sure neither of them has come yet. junmyeon stays quiet the whole time as if building up the suspense like he's the director of a horror movie, starring do kyungsoo the clueless victim (in more ways than one, this is frighteningly accurate). kyungsoo watches junmyeon reappear within his line of sight and plop down on the floor next to him, picks up the remote control and turns on the tv. kyungsoo stares, speechless, as junmyeon flicks on some low-budget, distasteful porn film and begins eating off of him and kyungsoo is suddenly hot, junmyeon's tongue /accidentally/ skating across his skin as his teeth pick up a cube of mango off a spot below kyungsoo's sternum. he squirms as junmyeon slowly works his way down kyungsoo's torso, stopping here and there to split some attention to the actual fucking that's happening on the screen, and kyungsoo actually feels himself getting hard even before junmyeon's tongue trails to the main course. junmyeon takes his time like enjoying a fine meal, licking the unknown substance off of kyungsoo's dick. it's probably the sloppiest blowjob he's ever had but kyungsoo is rolling his eyes backward and bucking into junmyeon's mouth. he comes within minutes, a record time, and junmyeon swallows it all. when he pulls up kyungsoo sees him smacking his lips, a caramel color staining the corner of mouth. kyungsoo's pretty sure that's not the load he just shot. when he asks junmyeon doesn't answer but dips down with a dirty, wet kiss. kyungsoo tastes peanut butter, and thinks he can probably be a table for junmyeon again.

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