unlearning · @exoneratecl
26th Jun 2014 from TwitLonger
chanlu kink: adapted mechanophilia for @jonqyeol
Chanyeol's obsession with anything mechanical precedes him, and Luhan is okay with that, really. Luhan is also generally okay with car sex, even though the aftermath is a bitch to clean up. He fails to put two and two together for a good month until Chanyeol actually turns him down one day out of genuine resistance. That's when Chanyeol confesses in a small voice that he can only fuck in, on, or against a car. It's like his penis is predisposed to automobiles or some shit but Luhan doesn't bother figuring it out (he's afraid to). He concedes at first because the leather seats in Chanyeol's Audi A3 are not at all uncomfortable, but there's no way he would take it to the car wash once to three times a week because he is, he admits, extremely lazy. Even to the point he is willing to be coaxed into fucking on the hood aka exhibitionism which Luhan discovers to be actually quite thrilling if they limit it to nighttime and behind some unknown hill where no one could see them. Chanyeol is beyond grateful ecstatic that Luhan is willing to comply so he goes and purchases a secondhand Camry. Luhan scoffs at the choice of purchase but shrugs it off since they won't be driving it anyway. Probably not.