Quick translation of the letter to #KristenStewart from @LExpress_Cult

Dear Kristen Stewart,

My mistake, my big mistake. That I didn't notice you in the sharpen saga Twilight, when you're now shining in Sils Maria by Olivier Assayas. That being said, I didn't see Twilight. But I saw, Fierce People, The Safety of Objects, Catch that Kid, Speak, The Cake Eaters. A professional mistake (kinda had trouble with the end of that sentence but basically he can't remember of a similar firework than in Sils Maria)

I swear from now on, I will come see you on my knees, crawling. There aren't many big female performances this year, no really big roles, in fact, none beside Marion Cotillard with the Dardenne, Anne Dorval and Suzanne with Xavier Dolan. Coming from where you're from, you are indisputably the revelation of the festival. A tornado, a ray of sunshine, a Tagada strawberry, a slap, happiness.

The irony is that your canine boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, walked the stairs too this year, and two times. Of course there is no comparison between you and him. He is in preliminary school when you're already attending big schools. To see an actress, taking pleasure to this even is a very happy moment of cinema.

It looks like you have in stock everything and anything: war movies, thrillers, comedies, cream puffs, rosted veal, etc. It looks like an hyper-calorific menu but nevermind! I will be there. There will also be Snow White and the Huntsman 2. What the hell is that... and where is the prince charming? And the children, what are they doing? You will agree that it's hard to follow you. Are you doing it on purpose? Testing the resistance of your fans? I'm telling you right now, you won't wear me out. My degree of resistance is infinite. I saw all the Alexandre Arcady movies, so I can watch all yours. You are way more beautiful.

Yours.

http://po.st/nKycNa via @LExpress_Cult

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