Andrew Milner · @Andrew_Milner
17th Feb 2014 from TwitLonger
@barrypopik The phrase "Know thyself; if you need help, call the CIA" originated with "Deteriorata," the National Lampoon print (and later record) spoof of "Desiderata" from 1972
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
http://www.joke-archives.com/poetry/deteriorata.html