ButterInkSaiyan · @EvilMortyr63
7th Jun 2013 from TwitLonger
SCENE:
Fluttershy is in a beautiful gilded mockingbird cage, very spacious, looking extremely pissed. Re: http://s2.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/Mogul-Bird-Cage_9BE7F8F3.jpg
Discord: "Who's a good pet?"
Fluttershy: "LEMME OUT OF HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT, MISTER!"
Discord: "Or you'll what? Make faces at me? Ooo, I'm so scared!" (he pantomimes quivering)
Fluttershy fumes.
Discord: "Polly want a cracker?"
Fluttershy: "Leave me alone... I thought we were friends... "
Discord: (opening the cage to stroke her cheek affectionately) "Why, we are friends, Fluttershy! And I need to protect my one true friend. I can't let anything happen to her or I just couldn't live with myself anymore!"
Fluttershy: "..."