Jay Foreman · @jayforeman
9th May 2013 from TwitLonger
By popular demand, '20 SONGS FOR KIDS' is now available from jayforeman.co.uk
CLICK HERE TO ORDER. £6.50 incl. P&P
http://www.jayforeman.co.uk/ordercd/
Q. What songs are on this CD?
A. It's basically like the normal “20 Songs” CD for grown-ups, only with all the rude songs taken out and replaced with more polite ones from my other album “Jay Foreman's Offal”. (Click the link above to see the full tracklist)
Q. Have any of the songs been bleeped or rerecorded?
A. Some have had the rude verses edited out with a computer (so they're a bit shorter), and one song's had new words put in, but there's no bleeping.
Q. Is there any material that's unique to the kids' CD?
A. No. Unless you count the words “poo” and “fudge” specially recorded for the child-friendly version of 'Dinosaurs'.
Q. What's the minimum age for listening to the grown-up CDs?
A. You know your kids better than I do. Between the two adult CDs there are two F-words, two S-words, one poorly bleeped C-word and one reference to Captain Birdseye. I think the average 12-14 year old has heard those words already and knows not to use them in their schoolwork.
Q. What happens if children listen to the adult version by mistake?
A. This. http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2013/02/19/17235/comic_sold_sweary_cd_at_kids_show