Lyrics for the MY LITTLE JHEREG: ASSASSINATION IS MAGIC theme song. Because I am a full-service nerd.
First, familiarize yourself with the real deal--
And then swap in:
My Little Jhereg, My Little Jhereg!
Ah ah ah ah... My Little Jhereg!
I needed a telepathic buddy to snuggle...
My Little Jhereg!
So I offered you fresh, red meat without struggle!
Jesus, I'm old.
Someone needs killing!
Do you expect me to drink this Klava cold?
Shut up, Loiosh!
We'll kill for our living on the street
Death magic makes it all complete!
You have My Little Jhereg!
Do you know we'll be friends 'til the Great Cycle ends?