In order for a goal to be deemed a #thronker you must be able to answer 'yes' to at least 3 of these questions...
Does it threaten to lift the back of the net off the floor?
Does it come off the underside of the bar and then bounce high enough to hit the roof again?
Is it hit at full wellie? (none of this curler stuff)
Would it knock over a pig if it caught it full in the face?
Is it from at least 20 yards?
Did Tony Yeboah score it?
Is it struck cleanly off the laces?
Does it make you go 'ooooh' when you see if for the 1st time?
Would it annihilate a pigeon?
Remember, 3 'yes' responses and you've got yourself a #thronker.

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