TOP 10 Things not on the new #NHL submitted proposal to the #NHLPA ...
(aka.. what BD does instead of doing work)
#10 – a Happy Hannukah card to Don Fehr & family
#9 – A commemorative German hockey seat cushion autographed by Rick DiPietro
8 – a jar of spitballs that were launched at Gary at various player-inclusive meetings.
7- an even larger jar of spitballs from the NHL owner meetings
6 – An amnesty buyout of Molson/Coors as beer sponsor. Replaced with Sam Adams & a liquor to be named later.
5 – Bill Daly’s new NHL Lockout recording of 101 Polka Favorites
4 - Allan Walsh to the KHL
3 - NHL plans to make huge inroads back into fans hearts by offering Gary Bettman in a dunk-tank
2 – NHL owner negotiating team flushed out of an airlock along with the Alien queen.
1 – Jeremy Jacobs autographed Depends undergarments.