THIS IS THE STORY OF ME MEETING ED SO PLEASE READ I NEED SOMEONE TO CRY TO

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY HARD TO TYPE BECAUSE IM CRYING AND SHAKING AND JUST THIS SENTENCE I HAD TO REWRITE AND TYPE AGAIN LIKE 49 TIMES SO EXCUSE ANY MISTAKES BUT OKAY HERE IT GOES

SO WE GOT TO THE VENUE IN MANHATTAN AND ITS BASICALLY JUST THIS LITTLE WINERY/RESTURAUNT THING BUT IT WAS CUTE AW AND IT DIDN'T START UNTIL 12:30 BUT THE EARLIER YOU GO THE BETTER SEATS YOU GOT SO WE GOT THERE AT LIKE 10 AND THERE WAS 4 PEOPLE THERE ALREADY AND IMWAS LIKE AW SHYT NIGGA. AND THE 3 GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME HAD ED SHIRTS ON AND NECKLACES OR PAWPRINTS AND BRACELETS AND ONE GIRL PAINTED HER NAILS ORANGE AND WROTE ED I WAS LIKE STOP IT RIGHT NOW BUT ANYWWAY SO WE WAITED LIKE 37372742738 HOURS AND FINALLY HIS DRIVERS VAN PULLS UP AND I BASICALLY PASSED OUT JUST KIDDING BUY I WAS LIKE OFMGFJSJSKSJSHJ AND WE LIKE PEAKED IN THE CAR AND HIS DRIVER CAME OUT ((HE WAS SO COOL AND FUNNY OKAY I LOVE HIM)) AND ED DIDN'T COME OUT BUT WE SAW HIM IN THE CAR ANND I WAS LIKE NO STOP IT IM DONE IM DONE IM 2747382838% DONE.

SO WE FINALLY GOT IN AND WE HAD TO GIVE ID AND SHIT AND I WAS LIKE OKAY WHERE IS HE GOING TO BE STANDING SND STUPID ME DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE STAGE UNTIL LIKE 3 MINUTES AFTER WE GOT IN OH SO I RAN TOWARDS THE STAGE AND WE GOT THIS TABLE LITERALLY RIGHT INFRONT OF THE STAGE LIKE I WAS TOUCHING THE STAGE IT WAS RIGHT THERE AND IN THE STAGE WAS TREVIR ((HIS TINY GUITAR)) AND IT WAS SO CUTE I WANTED TO CRY OKAY AND THEN THE LADY BROUGHT TEA ACROSS THE STAGE AND INTO A ROOM AND I WAS LIKE OH NIGGA HE'S RIGHT THERE OH SHIT AND THEN SHE COMES BACK AND SHE'S LIKE WHO WANTS TO ASK ED A QUESTION AND ME AND THESE GIRLS AT MY TABLE WERE LIKE OH YMG OFIDNDHW MEMEMEMEMEM AND THEN SHE GAVE US A SHARPIE AND A PAPER AND WE WERE LIKE WHAT DO WE WRITE AND THE GIRL NEXT TO ME WROTE WOULD YOU RATHER SHAVE YOUR HEAD OR DYE IT PURPLE IT WAS GREAT SO WE GAVE IT IN, W/E ( AND THE GIRL BEHIND ME WROTE CAN U TWERK IT WAS HILAR)

ANYWAY THEN THE LADY TALKED ABOUT HER RADIO SHOW AND I WAS LIKE BITCH IDGAF AND THEN HE CAME OUT AND I NEARLY PUKED OKAY SERIOUSLY HE'S SO PERFECT IN PERSON I STARTED CRYING AND HE'S REALLY SHORT IT WAS HILAR BUT OMG FLAWLESS ANYWAY AND YEAH THE AND THEN HE SAID HI AND SHIT AND I WAS LIKE ILYSM OMFHFJSOSJSNSJSDSUOD HE'S SO PERFECT
AND THEN HE SAND LEGO HOUSE AND HE IS SO GOOD LIVE I SHARTED(JK) BUT HE WAS SO GOOD AND I GOT CHILLS AND THEN WHEN HE WAS DONE HE ANSWERED QUESTIONS AND HE FUCKING ANSWERED OURS I SCREAMED AND HE WAS LIKE "IF I SHAVED MY HEAD I WOULD LOOK LIKE AN EGG OR THE LIVING DEAD BECAUSE I HAVE REALLY PALE EYEBROWS AND I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN A FEW TIMES SO I HAVE A LOT OF SCARS AND IT WOULD BE GROSS BUT IF I DYED IT PURPLE I WOULD BE LIKE CHRIS CROCKER SO ID JUST GROW IT OUT AND PUT IT IN A PONY TAIL AND LOOK DOUCHEY" IT WAS SO FUNNY HE'S SO CUTE HELP AND THEN HE ANSWERED MORE AND WHATEVER AND THEN HE SANG A TEAM AND SOME BITCH MENTIONED HARRY AND HE WAS LIKE UH YEAH.... ANYWAY THEN HE SANG YNMIDNY AND IT WAS SO GOOD HE SANG SO FAST AND PERFECT AND THEN WHEN IT WAS UP TO FUCKING IN AN ELEVATOR HE DIDN'T SAY FUCKING HE SAID LOVING AND I YELLED OUT "NO" AND HE LITERALLY STOPPED, LAUGHED, AND SAID "WE'RE ON RADIO" AND THEN WENT BACK TO SINGING I CRIED SO HARD HIS LAUGH WAS SO CUTE I CAN'T AND THEN HE WAS DONE SINGING AFTER THAT AND I WAS BUMMED BUT W.E THEN HE WAS LIKE OKAY LET'S DO A MEET SND GREET AND MY HEART DROPPED I WAS LIKE DISWHAHATWHDIBDBWHHISDIHIIDS

SO THE LADY CALLED OUR RABLE UP FIRST AND I WAS LAST BUT HE TOOK PICS WITH EVERYONE AND I WAS CRYING REALLY HARD SO I WAS TRYING TO CALM DOWN OMFG. THEN IT WAS MY TURN AND MY HEART WAS BEATING SO FAST AND HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME I ALMOST PUKED HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY AND HE WAS LIKE HI LOVE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING AND I WAS LIKE AJSUJHIUSHISQNIJSQONL AND HE WAS LIKE HOW ARE YOU ARE YOU OKAY AND I WAS LIKE OMFG YES AND THEN HE HUGGED ME AND HE SMELLED SO GOOD OKAY IT WAS LIKE SEX I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND HE DOES THAT KIND OF HUG WHERE HE RUBS YOUR BACK AND I WAS SHAKING SO BAD OMFG HE GIVES SUCH GOOD HUGS AND HE SMELLED SO GOOD IT WAS PERFECT AND HE'S LITERALLY AS TALL AS ME OH GOD ANYWAY AND I WANTED TO ASK HIM FOR LIKE A FUNNY POSE OR SOMETHING AND TELL HIM THAT EMMA SAYS HI AND SHIT BUT I LITERALLY COULDN'T BREATHE AND IM SO MAD AT MYSELF BUT I RAMBLED AND I WAS LIKE "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I'VE BEEN A FAN FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND J CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING" AND I SAID IT SO FAST AND I WAS CRYING SO I DIDN'T EVEN THINK HE UNDERSTOOD ME BUT HE DID HE WAS LIKE "ARE U SRS" IM LIKE YES NEXT MONTH IT'LL BE A YEAR AND HE WAS LIKE REALLY THAT'S SO COOL AND I WAS LIKE YA WND THEN WE TOOK LIKE A NORMAL PICTURE BECAUSE I COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AND IT WAS TOO LATE SO WE TOOK THE PIC AND BTW HIS HAND WAS LIKE ON MY BACK IN THE PICTURE AND I WAS LIKE OMFGJDJHD THEN HE WAS LIKE DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN THAT ?? (I WAS HOLDING HIS CD )) AND I WAS LIKE YES PLZ AND HE SIGNED IT AND I WAS LIKE TYSM AND HE WAS LIKE YOURE WELCOME AND THEN I LEFT AND MY MOM LITERALLY WENT UP AND HUGGED HIM AND TOOK A PICTURE I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL AND SHE GOT A FUCKING CUTE / FUNNY POSE WITH HIM AND HE WAS MAKING THE CUTEST FACE I WAS SO MAD I WAS LIKE FUCKING FUCK AND I PROBABLY LOOK HORRIBLE IN THE PICTURE IDK I WAS CRYING SO YA AND THEN WE SAT BACK DOWN AND HE TALKED TO EVERYONE ELSE W.E

AND AS HE WAS LEAVING HE WALKED BY US SO MANY TIMES AND WAVED AT US AND LOOKED AT ME AND I WAS LIKE ILY AND WHEN HE FINALLY LEFT I WAS LIKE BYE ILY AND HE LAUGHED AND I WAS LIKE OMFG

SO THEN THE GIRL NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE HEY U KNOW HE'S DOING AN INTERVIEW NOW AT Z100 AND I WAS LIKE NIGGA WAT U SED SO MY MOM AND I TOOK A CAB AND WE WENT TO Z100 AND WE WERE LIKE NOW WAT

AND OUTSIDE THE DOOR WAS EDS DRIVER AND HE WAS SO NICE I WAS LIKE ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY HI WHEN HE COMES OUT AND HE WAS LIKE YA NO PROBS

SO WE WAITED LIKE 283682277271 MORE HOURS AND TWO GIRLS CAME AND ONE WAS WEARING A SAYN BRACELET I WAS LIKE PLZ STOP AND SHE WAS LIKE R U HERE FOR ED??????? AND I WAS LIKE UM. YA. SO WE WAITED TOGETHER


AND THEN THIS LADY CAME OUT AND WAS LIKE WHO R U WAITING FOR?? AND IM LIKE ED SHEERAN AND SHE WAS LIKE OH OKAY AND SHE GOES BACK INSIDE AND SHE COMES OUT WITH CHER FUCKING LLOYD I WAS LIKE OMG????? BUT THEY LIKE RAN TO THE CAR SO WE COULDN'T MEET HER BUT SHE IS LITERALLY A MIDGIT SHE IS SO FUCKING SHORT IM NOT EVEN JOKING SHE'S LIKE 4"9 OKAY BUT YEAH THAT LADY WAS CHERS MANAGER I WAS LIKE UM OK

ANYWAY SO WE WAITED MORE AND TEO MORE GIRLS CAME AND THEY WENT TO ED'S DRIVER AND SHE WAS LIKE OMG UR EDS DRIVER???? AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND LAUGHED AND WAS LIKE NOPE AND SHE WAS LIKE STOP IT YES U R AND HE WAS LIKE NooOnoOnoOooO BUT THEN HE WAS FINALLY LIKE YA BUT HE WAS SO FUNNY HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT LESS PEOPLE SO I COULD MEET HIM HOW NICE AW I LOVE THAT GUY ANYWAY SO WE WAITED MOOOOOOORE AND THEN HE FINALLY CAME OUT AND I SHAT AGAIN JK BUT HE LOOKED AT ME AND I WAS LIKE HEY WE JUST MET ((I WAS A LOT CALMER NOW)) AND HE WAS LIKE HEAH I REMEMBER DO U WANT ANOTHER PICTURE AND I WAS LIKE YES AND HE WENT TO PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE WAIT NO CAN WE POSE AND HE WAS LIKE YEAH OKAY WHAT DO U WANT TO DO AND I WAS LIKE IDK LET'S GO BACK TO BACK AND DO THIS ((I PUT MY HAND UP LIKE A GUN)) AND HE LAUGHED AND DID IT AND CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT OUR BACKS AND ASSES WERE TOUCHING OKAY COOL ANYWAY SO WE TOOK THE PICTURE AND I WAS LIKE TYSM AND HE WAS LIKE NO PROBLEM AND THEN HE TOOK PICTURES WITH THE OTHER GIRLS AND HE WAS WEARING A HOODIE RIGHT AND THE GIRL WAS LIKE CAN I DRAW A TATTOO IDEA FOR U AND HE JUST STARED AT HER LIKE WAT AND SHE WAS LIKE ROLL UR SLEEVE UP AND HE WAS LIKE UM AND HE DID IT AND OMFG HIS SLEEVE IT WAS SO CUTE IN PERSON I LOVE HIS TATTOOS THEN SHE TOOK OUT A RED SHARPIE AND WROTE HER TWITTER @ OVER HIS TATTOOS AND I WAS LIKE IS SHE WRITING HER TWITTER NAME AND HE WAS LIKE UM.... AND SHE LAUGHED AND I LAUGHED REALLY HARD BECAUSE HUS FACE WAS SO FUNNY OK HE WAS LOOKING AT HER LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH U IT WAS SO FUNNY AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED AND I WAS LIKE WOW FUCK ME (NO I DID NOT SAY IT OUTLOUD) AND THEN HE WAS LIKE OKAY I HAVE TO GO GUYS SORRY AND I WAS LIKE BYE THANK YOU ILY AND HE WAS LIKE "LOVE U TOO" AND I WAS LIKE OFMGJDJJSS AND THEN I LOOKED IN THE CAR AND HE WAS EATING PEANUT BUTTER M&MS;IF U WERE WONDERING. AND EN HE DROVE AWAY AND I BROKE DOWN AGAIN BUT YA THAT'S MY STORY AND IM CRYING SO HARD AS I WRITE THIS AND THIS IS SO LONG IT TOOK FOREVER BUT YA IM POSTING PICTURES NOW K BYE IF U READ THIS ILY

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