Lexie ♪ · @LexiieOfficial
16th Sep 2012 from Twitlonger
THE TIME I ALMOST KILLED LEONARDO DICAPRIO
So part of Inception was filmed in Calgary. My dad delivers equipment to movie sets and I help him sometimes. So I was helping him one day and we drove downtown and almost crashed because we stopped so hard. My dad kinda sat there and my eyes went wide:
Me: Oh my god!
Dad: Who is that?
Me: I dunno...
Dad: Looks like someone important...
Me: ... HOLY SHIT DAD. IT'S LEONARDO FUCKING DICAPRIO.
Dad: Oh. Well yea don't say
Me: I DO DAD. I DO SAY.
Dad: *puts on child safety lock*
Me: LEMME OUT
Dad: No.
Me: PLEASEEEEEE
Dad: No way. You'll embarrass yourself.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Dad: *takes of lock*
Me: *flings open door and runs out* Mr. DiCaprio! Wait!
Leonardo: Huh
Me: I'm so sorry
Leo: For?
Me: ... My dad almost hit you
Him: Seriously?
Me: ... yeah
Him: Oh. Well thanks for apologizing.
(insert paragraph about my photographic memory)
He left and I walked back to the truck. My dad laughed because I did infact embarrass myself. And yeah.
-Lexie