Top Ten Reasons Why Adam Lambert Should be a Judge on American Idol

10. He’s Diva-proof

9. Because you need at least 1 judge to be coherent and witty

8. Justice (for questionable voting practices and him not making a stink about it)

7. To piss off haters

6. The OMG, what-is-he-wearing, self-justifying, never dull outfits

5. The novel ability to give constructive criticism that could actually benefit contestants

4. An investment in the Idol franchise (His success is Idol’s success. Conversely, his failure is Idol’s failure.)

3. Because disgruntled Glamberts are scary

2. Because his last album debuted at #1 to RAVE reviews (unlike Mariah’s)

1. His sassy retorts to Ryan’s veiled come-ons

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