Jumped on the bandwagon and prepared my own #Pen4Ken letter #LUFC

FAO Kenneth William Bates
Elland Road Stadium,
Leeds, West Yorkshire,
LS11 0ES

Dear Ken,

Please find enclosed a genuine Bic Cristal biro (not one of those cheap 100 for £1 crap that you see so often these days).

I chose this high quality biro as it is my experience - as a man who has spent years signing my name - that they are the most reliable pen on the market.

With lesser pens I've often found myself leaning over a document ready to sign only for the nib to have dried up. Despite my attempts to scrawl furiously on a scrap of paper to revive the lesser pen, more often than not, it has to be discarded and the document remains unsigned. Many a multi-pound deal has collapsed due to this growing global crisis.

This is a real problem in the 21st century where we have an over-reliance on computers and our faithful pens go unused, left in a desk drawer to slowly dry up. Fortunately though, the technology to prevent this crisis escalating further was already available, and has been since the 1940's (I'm sure you remember it well?)

I'm confident that the Bic Cristal I've enclosed will serve you well and that it will not let you down when your signature is required for documents of the utmost importance.

I require no thanks for this generous gift, I only ask that you carry it with you always and treat it well. You never know when you'll find yourself leaning over an important document and the pen I've enclosed will come to the rescue.

Yours Sincerely,
TSS

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