Like me, you're probably asking WHY? Why did this happen? How How could this happen.
I mean, it's Robsten. Well I have another theory.
OK - might be reaching, but here goes. And don't block me! LOL
I've been thinking about this whole "off thing" during the whole scandal.
I've written my theories - several of them - and watched everything
unfold just like you all have.
From thee "sources" to the tabs, to Ted's tweets, from shock to hate
to compassion. All of it makes complete sense.

THINK ABOUT THE ORDER OF THINGS.

Rob and Kristen in Cannes. Both recognized for HUGE accomplishments
but still being associated with Edward and Bella. The stigmata always
hovering over them. Maybe that's why they choose more dark indie
roles. But - digression #1.

They don't care about hiding their feelings there because it's not
about the fans, or press or PR. Cannes was special to both of them
INSIDE for EACH OTHER and that was what it was about. Digression #2
but important.

Now think about the order of the events that unfold after. Comicon -
they looks cute together, we see more open affection. They flirt when
camera's as supposedly NOT rolling. You know when camera's are rolling
when that's your job. Anyway - TCAs - they dress alike. Hold hands
(yes Taylor too). They knew this was coming. Look how nervous they
looked at the TCAs. They weren't themselves.

Then there's the concert - holding hand in public - not hiding it. We're all excited
because Robsten no longer cares what anyone thinks. They are out.

NOW - SCANDAL! We're all thrown for a MAJOR SHOCKEROO. HOW CAN SHE DO
THIS? THERE ARE PICTURES! Disbelief - but statements and more tab
stuff comes punch after punch after punch for 3 weeks straight.
EVERYONE is watching now, just not the Twilight fans. EVERYONE.

What comes next? Well the sympathy FLOWS worldwide for Rob. Right in
time for Cosmopolis premier. EVERYONE feels badly for him and many
tune in to watch just out of morbid curiosity to see how he'll handle
the K questions. To see how heartbroken he looks. Everyone feels
TERRIBLE for him. And Cosmopolis is bigger than expected. YES - he was
great no doubt and the film fantastic but who would have paid
attention to this indie film but fans? And it's an Oscar Buzzworthy
performance with RAVING REVIEWS. During the press tour, Rob doesn't like people saying
things about K - he never sticks up for her but never disparages her
either. He shows signs of being with her still. Quotes her movie.
Wears watch she gave him. Wears blue. 8 tickets - her fav number.
Last stop - Jimmy Kimmel and C is done promo.


In the meantime, poor Kristen has been raked over the coals. Tarred
and feathered. Publicly lynched. BRANDED AND SO CRUELLY that people
are starting to feel badly for her. And what comes next? BOOM Kristen
emerges. Right in time for OTR at TIFF - gotta test the waters before
she goes. See who will still be interested in her career. She's Oscar
worthy for this role. NOW how can they test this? Gossips rags are
looking bad but still going, but pop sugar is the only outlet who
removes the cheating pictures. Why? Who has the exclusive pictures of
K's first appearance in public? Yep Pop Sugar. Now - in marketing if
you want to test numbers you give a personalized URL or a code on a
direct mail pieces - then the consumer gives the code - this is how in
Marketing we capture data. Now only pop sugar is getting hits so they
can gauge how many people check in to see Kristen - same reasons as they
did for Rob - morbid curiosity, to see if she is suffering, to see if she's wearing his ring.
And OTR is up next. Are you seeing where I'm going here?
She is all decked out in Rob stuff giving hints the whole time that
they are OK and together. RING, BACKPACK, BRACELET. OK so OTR next and
everyone is feeling bad for K and she has WAY more people interested
in seeing her play the promiscuous Mary Lou. NO? I bet her reviews are
AMAZING as well. The numbers staggering. We'll see, eh?

Now Universal in the meantime states (FROM A MAN) they will do sequel
but not with Kristen for SWATH - Rupert still employed - K dropped.
The Fanbase and MANY WOMEN revolt and pounce on universal. Guess who
just captured data on how many people would go see Kristen in SWATH 2.
OR not and then they don't have as high an overhead because K is the
highest paid actress in Hollywood. But they get tons of negative
feedback and then suddenly it wasn't about that - the script isn't
written - of COURSE K is welcome back (NOW FROM A WOMAN).
And if Rupert directs - well then, everyone will be watching with a microscope. Right?
(don't forget - ALL PR IS GOOD PR) and Rupert and Liberty (who wants to get
back into modeling) are getting famous too. Probably why Rupert agreed
to this stunt. Yes. I believe this might all have been a stunt. RK
forced by contracts or honestly maybe this IS their way to get back at
the press and papz. They (the press) DO look like fools - all of them.

But everything gets out of control - spins terribly out of control.
WAY WORSE than expected. Staged or not, Kristen and Rob would still be
having a hard time with this. It's probably not fun to see horrible
things written about you. And Rob is pissed because honestly - he's
the one in the pants in that relationship and he can't protect her.
SHE IS ALL HE'S WANTED - hasn't he been telling us this for years?

Add in Ted's tweets here. Josh not wanting to touch it.

NOW what comes next? Oh I know. BREAKING DAWN. The FINAL ONE. Don't we
find it interesting that @Twilight gets 1mil followers? NO? We've all
been fans for how long and never reached that but suddenly after all
this PR about the scandal they reach 1 million? Lionsgate happy. But
they'll get happier. Because now EVERYONE will be watching to see
Robsten together in interviews and photoshoots and premiers. EVERYONE
WILL WATCH. Are you seeing what I'm saying?

And then it's all over. And Both Rob and Kristen have separated
themselves from Twilight and are now them. Not goody goody Edward and Bella.
Peeps there have been hints the whole time if we just opened our eyes to see!

If I'm right - THIS WHOLE THIS IS PURE MARKETING GENIUS!!! Would
people get mad a Robsten? It'll NEVER COME OUT - the truth. We'll
never know. All we'll know is that Kristen kissed Rupert. Am I making
sense? Think about it - we know NOTHING about Hollywood really. It's
ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS. They had to do something drastic too. And Robsten will get their privacy and get to move onto successful careers because now, EVERYONE knows who they are. And they might also get some privacy because the press was SO WRONG about everything.

Oh and one more thing....Sources -those mythical creatures I've mentioned? Maybe they're planted there to keep the lies of stories going and everything in the limelight.

It was a WIN WIN for everyone. Summit, Lionsgate, Universal, Rupert, Liberty, Kristen, Rob, Cosmopolis, OTR and Breaking Dawn the final Twilight. Think about what else is coming? LoA, LDID, MB, R, C, so much win! Yes - Rob and Kristen do not sell their personal life - its theirs. But this isn't their personal life. This is a fabricated story we were all made to believe for the sake of promotion. I have a hard time believing Robsten would want to do this. But Ted said everything for them is arranged. NO I DO NOT THINK ROBSTEN WERE PUT TOGETHER FOR PR. THAT was totally real - because you can just SEE the chemistry ooze off them. Their not that good of actors. They love each other. Ted also said Rob not doing as well. Because he can't protect her. He HATES everyone talking badly about Kristen because he loves her and its all lies. He's told you as much in his interviews.

It's the ONLY explanation I could think of as to WHY Kristen would let that man touch her, kiss her. Cheat on Rob. She wouldn't. Unless it was acting. THAT was acting. All staged and all planned for this evil genius plan that's working!!!!

You'll start seeing more of the tabs stating it now. Like Famous - saying Rob took her back. TMZ saying it was Rupert. Pop Sugar removing pictures. They'll cover their lies because in the end - the story was fabricated and Robsten are still together. The studios and Spin Drs couldn't take that away.

And no, I'm not crazy. LOL I just work in marketing. I paid attention to everything everyone said. I watched. I listened. Yes I ranted. But I love Rob and Kristen and this whole thing has been heartbreaking and confusing. I needed to make sense of it all. I had to. It's like a puzzle or a riddle. I'm done now. Going to sit back and watch the rest unfold. OK you can block me now. LMAO

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