
Bobby Goepfert · @GeffMan47
19th Aug 2012 from Twitlonger
"Ode To My Five-Hole"
Curseth the hole between my pads,
Full of emptiness,
Gaping cavern of twine,
A yawning mouth.
Shooters salivate at the sight of thee,
Dilated pupils with the puck on their stick,
Gaping cavern of twine,
A yawning mouth.
Shot!
SHUT THINESELF HOLE!
WE ARE THE KEEPER,
WE ARE THE TENDER.
OF GOALS; NONE SHALL PASS!!!
The circling red light consumes my peripheral,
A fog horn beats the drum in my ear.
Curseth thee hole between my pads!
Nay, Curseth mineself for I hath wrought thee...