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Mike Spudgun · @spudgun01

15th Jul 2012 from Twitlonger

#McCanns I actually wrote in 2008 that the McCanns would probably end up with an OBE, but I really WAS being ridiculously sarcastic, exemplifying the seemingly extreme measures the Establishment were resorting to in Canonising the 'Golden Couple'. Alas..................................

I hear that Lorraine Kelly, (herself an OBE), is actively seeking to campaign for an OBE for Kate McCann.

Before you LAUGH and dismiss it, Kate's 'appointment' as Ambassador to 'Missing People' will unquestionably go a long way to achieving that.

That way, she gets the award for her "Sterling work in seeking to re-unite loved ones with their families who have .....blah.....blah....blah........." ad nauseum.

PLUS, that way, other opportunist couples don't get the idea that leaving your kids in a Foreign apartment whilst you go on the piss is guaranteed to get you a shiny medal from the Queen.

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