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14th Jul 2012 from Twitlonger

[Eng] 120714 SNL - Bathroom sketch

Kyuhyun: Woah, hyung is really handsome!
Eunhyuk: Handsome right! Handsome right!
Kyuhyun: Covered eyes, so handsome!
Eunhyuk: Yahey! I'm gonna go..
Kyuhyun: I'm going to the bathroom...
(Shindong enters)
All three: He's here! He's here! He's here!
Eunhyuk: Wow! you've slimmed down!
Kyuhyun: Woah, your double eyelids are very nice! Hyung really has a baby face.
Shindong: Right? Hehe~ Bbuing bbuing~
Kyuhyuk: Woah, how cute!
Shindong: I'll use the bathroom.
(after Shindong enters the bathroom, Kyuhyuk's faces change)
Eunhyuk: That pig.
Kyuhyun: He's so round.
Eunhyuk: He's so fat, our group is one of flower boys.
Kyuhyun: And he still tries to do bbuing bbuing aegyo, I feel like puking!
(when Shindong comes back out, they go on praising each other)
(Leeteuk enters)
All four: He's here! He's here! He's here! Our leader!
Kyuhyun: Hyung is really great, isn't this a XX(branded) watch?
Leeteuk: Do you like it? Then have it~
Kyuhyun: Really?
Shindong: The leader indeed!
Leeteuk: Hyung will enlist in a matter of months, feel free to ask if you want anything, hyung will give them to you!
Kyuhyun: If hyung enlists then what are we to do?
Shindong: What do you mean, we'll break up.
Eunhyuk: Super Junior will get trampled on my others.
Kyuhyun: No! That can't happen! Can I enlist in place of hyung? I'll beg the president! Let me replace him! (kneels)
Leeteuk: I'm really grateful to you all! Eat whatever you want today, my treat!
The other three: Hyung is really too nice!
Leeteuk: I'll use the bathroom.
The other three: Go on, go on.
(Leeteuk enters the bathroom)
Eunhyuk: Like that and he's the leader? An old fogy, pfft~
Shindong: Kyuhyun, you'd better throw that watch away, it's a fake~
Kyuhyun: What? A fake?
Shindong: Yes, and do you see the dimples on his face? Those are also fake!
Kyuhyun: Huh!
Eunhyuk: Let hyung (points to Shindong) be the leader! It's good if hyung becomes the leader! Leaders have to be naturally good looking~
Shindong: (≖ ‿ ≖)✧
(Leeteuk comes out of the bathroom)
The other three: Our leader!
Leeteuk: You guys love me so much~

Leeteuk: Just now in the bathroom I was thinking, actually Eunhyuk is pretty good!
Shindong: Exactly! He's handsome! Dances great! Participates in musicals and even writes lyrics!
Eunhyuk: Nahh~ I'm going to the bathroom~
(Eunhyuk enters the bathroom)
Leeteuk: Him? He looks like a pervert.
Kyuhyun: He stays up to watch porn every night! He's so noisy I can't sleep!
Shindong: And the point is, why doesn't he wear underwear!
Kyuhyun: What kind of standard is that?
Leeteuk: Don't worry, I'll tell the president to make him go.
Eunhyuk: Kyuhyun, I've seem you in Radio Star. You're doing really well.
Shindong: Yes, it's very interesting!
Eunhyuk: Come to think of it, Kyuhyun, aren't you going to use the bathroom?
Kyuhyun: ...Um, no need! I'm not urgent!
Eunhyuk: Don't be like that, it's not good to hold it in!
Kyuhyun: No need!
The other three: Don't control it, look at yourself! We'll help you!

chinese translation by 凝幻
translated to English by @kikiikyu

Full credits please.

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