Michael Gruber · @tweetgrubes
28th Apr 2012 from Twitlonger
Alright, here's the UPDATED list of my Ranger nicknames:
Yorvit - Norbit
Napoli - Nap Nap Weiner
Moreland - The Bitch
Kinsler - Kins or rarely, James Franco
Andrus - Tiny E
Beltre - AB2K300
Young - MY2K or Face
Murphy - Cameron (Ferris Bueller)
Hamilton - Joshy Josh or Rum Hamilton
Cruz - Boomstick
Gentry - Kitten Face
Snyder - Pretzels
Adams - Farty
Darvish - Yupy (as in Shoopy)
Feldman - Charlie (Always Sunny)
Feliz - Nefty or Happy
Harrison - Harry
Holland - Dutch Oven
Lewis - Lumberjack
Lowe - Garlic Fries
Nathan - Hot Dog
Ogando - Easter Island Golf Ball Face
Ross- Sheriff
Uehara - Power Dump
Washington - Wash / OSB (Old School Brother)
Grieve - TAG
Barnett - Mac's Mom / Napoleon Dynamite's Grandma / Pearls