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2nd Apr 2012 from Twitlonger

Martinsville recap: The Goody's Fast Relief 500 was won by Ryan Newman, who Clint Bowyer is mad at for popping him from behind during the first attempt at a GWC finish, who Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson are mad at for taking it three-wide during the first GWC finish, which was caused by David Reutimann, who everyone is mad at because he couldn't bring his ailing #10 car into the pits during the waning laps of the race and brought out a caution, which he allegedly did to maintain his spot in the Top 35 for team owner Tommy Baldwin, to guarantee a starting spot for the next race run by Danica Patrick, who starred in an episode of "CSI: NY" with Gary Sinise, who was in "Forrest Gump" with Tom Hanks, who was in "Apollo 13" with Kevin Bacon.

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