I think Alaric should do a commercial for the Mystic Falls Chamber of Commerce....
Wearing a sweater vest, a tie, and some glasses, we'd follow Alaric through the streets of Mystic Falls as he speaks to the camera....
"Dying of a broken heart? Looking for a small town w/a killer night life?
Wanna put your kids in a school where attendance is optional? Sure there's a mysterious animal attack every weekend, but who's counting?
If you're a history buff like myself, you'll simply love it here. Old mysterious witchy burial grounds? Check. Hidden caves with ancient hieroglyphics decoding the meaning of the universe? We offer tours every Sunday. Oh, and if you ever feel like giving back to the community, we have a state of the art blood bank, open 24/7."
Alaric settles in front of the Mystic Grill.
"Well gang, I'm home. Time to get my daytime drinking on. Nobody likes grading papers sober now do they?"
Off camera we here:
"Hey Mr Saltzman, nice sweeter vest!"
Alaric smiles and waves.
"Thanks Matt Donavan! Hey! Why arent you in class??"
Alaric smiles, and waves him off.
"Kids theses days,"
Just then Damon enters the frame looking upset.
"What's the matter, Damon? Unrequited love got you down?"
Just then Damon snaps Alarics neck, and exits frame.
We hold the empty frame a few beats when....
Alaric pops back up, smiling!
"Oh, and one last thing."
He holds up his hand, wiggling his ring finger...
"Be sure to pick yourself out a ring at the Old Mystic Falls Founders Pawn Shop. Everyone's got one, because everyone needs one."
He smiles to the camera, turns and walks into the Mystic Grill.....

The End

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