cady groves · @cadygroves
3rd Jan 2012 from Twitlonger
BIG IMPORTANT HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT AND PRESENT.OPEN IF YOU LIKE PRESENTS AND SMALL ANIMALS OR BREATHING.
>> Okay guys. Soooo...it's new years day. And I'm wearing men's size large sweatpants and simultaneously eating a very large amount of cheese dippies and chippies and watching teen mom wondering if I missed the boat on the show. Also I know you're probably worn out from watching your grandma take off her wig and beat your little sister with it over the holidays..but just humor me here!!!
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>> Okay so I know my album was supposed to come out January 3rd. And believe me..I was ready for it to come out last year. So to make it up to y'all that my album is pushed back a little bit, and because I know your thighs are super sensitive...I'm putting together a little 5 song ep. It's gonna have "this little girl" and "we're the sh!t" that will be on my album..but will also have a couple of songs not goin on my album, including a recorded cover of "someone like you" by Adele. Also it will have two other sowwwwngs.
And starting tomorrow we can start tearing up the radio stations again with the single since the holiday is finally frickin over!!! So let's hold hands and dominate together. Don't hold too tight tho cause I don't want you too Clingy. I like a chase. Kidding. Touch me.
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>> So my full length album will still have a big fat huge release...just in a couple of months!! But in the meantime I'm gonna be attacking the world at radio and looking forward to being back on the road soon!!! And I will have this ep out real soon just to hold ya over ya shetbags!!!!
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>> Oh one more thang. Just in case you werent feelin sexually attracted to me enough I figured I'd give you something for freezies. Cause everything tastes better free. So go to my soundcloud now------> http://soundcloud.com/cady-groves/someone-like-you-cover-cady and listen to my cover of "someone like you" by Adele now!! I know it's just a cover, but y'all know I don't sing anything 'less I mean it whole heartedly.
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>> I officially have tennis wrist in every one of my fingers from typing this on my iPhone.
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>> That last sentence made negative sense.
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>> Sometimes if old dudes ask me my name in gas stations and I think they might kill me I tell them my name Is Kelsy. I'm also a really bad liar so I immediately pick up something and pretend to be reading the nutrition facts on it.
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>> You're welcome.
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>> I mean thank you.
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>> Love you crap flappers.
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>> Cadence Minaj groovenstein.