'Twas The Night Before Fandom Christmas!

'Twas the night before Christmas when I scrolled through my feed,
Some were still Berting, some were on weed.
My retweets and follows were chosen with care,
In hopes news of the single soon would be shared.


I'd been so nestled all snug in my bed,
But visions of Sauli danced in my head!
It'd only been a minute, but again I could check,
There could be some ninjas, so oh, what the heck!

When on my laptop there arose such a clatter,
Flail everywhere! What the hell was the matter??
Two words, “Twitter Party!” stood out in a flash,
I started squeeing, I began to keysmash!

What should we ask him? What will he dish?
Do we dare even ask if it’s December the “ish?”
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
We’ll get news soon! I shall open a beer!

Now trending worldwide is some word Adam said,
And a “WhoSay” pic, OMG we’re all dead!
But then we were *facepalm* cuz some fan was lame,
This fandom, someone’s always to blame!

On butthurt, on wank, and on trolls and on cray,
I will just laugh and ignore you today!
On tight pants, on glambulge, on tongue and on hair,
These are the things on which we do care!

Now, to Google Translate to read Sauli’s blog,
We still need pap pics of when him and A snog!
I went back to TweetDeck, scrolling down with my mouse,
If Twitter weren't free, it would now own my house.

But we are a family, I love being here,
And Berting with all of my friends who are dear.
Feed the obsession! But overcome it--good luck!
Merry Fandom all and to all a good... NIGHT.



****Copyright December 2011 - By L. “Chloe” G.****
(Parody of “Twas the Night Before Christmas” by Clement Clarke Moore)

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