I couldn't resist. @thedavidcook, here is "Dickleration":

I’ll touch you just the way you are
Imperfect pants can’t hide the perfect dong
I feel you closer than you are
Because you’re dick’s so long, so long

It’s your Dickleration!
To anyone who’s at your show
You’re my inspiration
As your dick can’t stay
Inside your pants
‘Cause you love
And it shows
And it stole a peek - it broke free
It’s your Dickleration!

Do you care if we see?
(‘Cause it needs breathing)
Or that your dick can’t be contained?
Sometimes I think you never knew
The only dick we want is yours! It’s yours!

It’s your Dickleration!
To anyone who’s at your show
You’re my inspiration
As your dick can’t hide
Behind guitars
‘Cause you love
And it shows
And it stole a peek - it broke free
It’s your Dickleration!

And is there any seamstress work
That would ever be enough?
When there’s movement in your pants
Will your pants be tough enough?
Will we ever get enough?
[NO!]

It’s your Dickleration!
To anyone who’s at your show
You’re my inspiration
As your dick can’t stay
Inside your pants
‘Cause you love
And it shows
And it stole a peek - it broke free
It’s your Dickleration!

So tell me I can see it at my show!

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