Allison Robert · @AllisonRobert
15th Jun 2011 from Twitlonger
After getting the brilliant "Neckbeard!" critique, I've updated my list of all-time best comments received:
1. "Keyboard-thumping howler monkey." - WoW Insider commenter.
2. "Are you serious?" - Rhodes committee.
3. "Class, please move to the upper reading room. We will be leaving Miss Robert here to commune with the books." - Palaeography lecturer.
4. "Allison Robert has just officially started her campaign of Elitest (sic) faggotry, and wining Douchebag of the Year for 08" *This is a formal complaint as read in the last paragraph to remove Allison robert from the staff of this Glorious Website* Honestly, Comparing you to Adam Holisky is like comparing an Alter (sic) boy, to the Catholic priest with the implied rape. You have just skyrocketed yourself past the moon that has been Adam
Holisky. I hope you enjoy your new rising douche baggery." - WoW Insider commenter off his meds.
5. "Outstanding article! I can't believe it was written by a woman!" - WoW Insider commenter.
6. "I don't care for how everyone defends Ms. Robert's every action, presumably because she's female (allegedly)." - WoW Insider commenter.
7. "A talentless hack." - Hunter blogger.
8. "This was quite possibly the most asanine (sic) peice (sic) of writing ever posted on wowinsider (sic). Good job." - WoW Insider commenter.
9. "You'll never achieve your potential ... It's honestly sad to see such native talent going to waste. Our education system in this country truly sucks." - WoW Insider commenter.
10. "WoW Insider editor Allison Robert compared hipsters to cancer. Cancer killed over 500,000 people in 2006. It is the second highest cause of death in the United States. WoW Insider should fire that editor. I think WoW Insider also needs to write a public apology for that comment." - A hipster.
11. "Am (sic) the only one who thought that wow-insider (sic) article was rant-ish and was extremely neck-beard-ish? The writer of the article made his own opinions known and told Blizzard they were wrong for not agreeing with him." - WoW forum commenter.