Any content (tweets) I post to the Twitter website* - including those containing apparent threats, expressions of violence or claims of committing, or intending to commit illegal acts - are intended to be humourous and to not be taken seriously, and should be treated as such. This should be clear from the context in which they are posted.
In acknowledging this fact, you willingly concede the ability to attempt to take legal action against myself, or the people I directly communicate with (@ reply), for anything I post (including content already posted).
If you do not accept these terms, you hereby forfeit the right to view anything I post - including all posts past, present and future, and in spite of their publicly viewable nature - from this day (13 Nov 2010) and until such time as you do agree to the terms outlined above.
* with the exception of this disclaimer