The Dark Lord · @Lord_Voldemort7
3rd Nov 2010 from Twitlonger
Let me explain something since I'm becoming increasingly convinced the average twitter user is eleven years old. Twitter is social media. Social, meaning people use it to talk & express their opinions & media meaning that its to broadcast & publicize what is currently going on in the world.
I have previously tweeted a twitlonger about bullying. Specifically relating to Perez Hilton. (It can be read here: http://tl.gd/6c6i4d ). In that, I very specifically state that I am, in fact, a bully.
This brings me to my point of enraged people tweeting me about how I suck. I don't suck. You know why? Because that is a matter of opinion. Viewing something in a positive or negative light is an opinion. For instance, I believe Harry Potter should burn in a fiery blaze along with anyone who wears shorts and uggs. That is my opinion. The only way you can truly suck is if you believe that you suck. I don't. If your world view is determined by twitter & someone's tweet literally can ruin your day then you need help. Get the hell off twitter. You don't belong on it. It's a damn social media site.
For the people who read half of my tweet & then "correct" me. Read the damn thing before you start going on an enraged rant of expletives. You make yourself look more foolish than Goyle in a spelling bee. Reading name-calling & hate in a twitter post doesn't affect someone who realizes that an anonymous person's rant is, in fact, hilarious. People writing hate tweets to stop hating are hypocrites. People who get enraged at a joke about a celebrity they like, while laughing at the expense of those they don't, clearly don't understand the concept of having different viewpoints. People who don't get sarcasm, your life is sad.
I don't give a damn if you like my tweets because I don't give a damn about you. I care about myself & my snake. (My actual snake. Minds out of the gutter). I don't know who the hell you are, nor do I care. If you don't like the tweets, I suggest you unfollow. That's why there's a damn button. However, by all means continue writing about how I should burn in hell while you write with an eight year old's grammar & spelling. It amuses me to no end.
If you read this whole thing, understood & laughed; welcome to the fucking Death Eaters. If you didn't, you just wasted a large portion of time. Sucks for you.