Dane Cook
On Thursday 2nd April 2009, @DaneCook said:
I'm proud / sorry to admit I am not going be in the new Twilight film. To all the people that wrote and said "WTF DANE TWILIGHT IS CRAP" -- I know you are thrilled. To all the people that said "daaaaannneeee I'm so happy 4 uuuuuu and can't wait to experience the vampire LeCook" -- I know you feel duped.
I thought the April Fools of it all would be tipped when I wrote "cool new ain't it" ... and anyone who knows me knows I am an avid AINT IT COOL NEWS reader ... thought that might tip it off ... well that and the fact it was APRIL FUCKING FOOLS DAY!!!!!!
One thing I want to point out. Over a few short hours several websites ... cough ... extra ... ran with it. If you wonder how all the bullshit and lies about your favorite artist end up becoming some odd world fake-fact actualities there you have it.
Just because someone posts youtube videos/blogs doesn't mean a damn stitch. It's all superfluous crap unless it comes DIRECTLY from the person you are interested in listening to.
That being said I now have to go since I'm in Africa hunting big game with paintball guns. I just shot a lion green and pink.
SU-FI
Cook
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